10:00 AM
9:43 PM
“Why are you closed? Tell us why you’re closed! Tell us why you’re closed! Why-why-why are you closed? I wanna go shopping in the Eaton Centre. Why are you locked? Why are you closing your doors? Why are you locking your doors to the public? Why? Tell us the reason why!? Why? Tell us the reason. Tell us the reason why! Why are you putting people through this? Why? Why? Why are you putting people through this? Who gave you the right? Who gave you the right? By what right do you exclude the population? Why? Who are you? How dare you do this to us. We are the Toronto public. We want to shop. We want to get into the Eaton Centre. It is a public place. They say it is open until 7-o’clock. Why are you closed? Why? Why? Tell us why. Tell us why! Doesn’t anyone else care? It’s just a spectacle to you? It’s just a spectacle to you? It’s just funny? Ha ha ha ha ha? Let the cops cut off my balls because it’s the cops and they’re always right. Right? You wanna go shopping? You don’t give a shit do you? Not really. Then why don’t you go fuck off with your camera cellphone. Stop film- I’m saying I’m not giving you permission to film me. Alright? You don’t have permission. No no it’s closed! It’s closed!”
12:23 AM
Fuck Yeah Toronto!: I hate the TTC.
Its as though it waits for your shittiest day, and then it just throws short-turning streetcar after short-turning streetcar at you. I took TWO STREETCARS a total of 4 blocks before I gave up and just walked the rest of the way home. Not that any streetcar passed me along the way. ON KING STREET….
Dear fuckyeahtoronto - do you know of any good spots downtown with foosball tables?? I only know of the ballroom.
There used to be Vinny’s Speedway on Richmond. Yelp says The Central (Bloor & Markham), The Done Right Inn (near Niagara and Queen West), The Imperial (Dundas Square), or Einstein Cafe & Pub at 229 College (never heard of it).

